GODLY AUDIENCES - CHUUYA NAKAHARA

[divus]

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[goatsongs]

I bet. Who says gods have to wear robes? You're a god, you should be able to wear what you want. ...Mask aside, I guess.

[divus]

Eh, it's part of the whole mask thing. Some people might respond better to style than others, it's an unfair advantage, blah blah blah...

[goatsongs]

Annoying as hell, but alright. After the competition's over do you all get dramatic reveals?

[divus]

I mean, I plan on getting out of these robes and ditching the mask as soon as possible. I can't say what the others are gonna do.

[goatsongs]

Want to grab a drink when you're done with the mask?

[they can actually drink together...!]

[divus]

Sure, why not? It's been awhile since I've had a good cocktail.

[goatsongs]

Then it's a promise. No matter who wins, we'll get a drink together.

[divus]

[Sincerity holds out their pinky.]

Pinky swear!

[goatsongs]

[And Chuuya crooks his pinky with theirs.]

Pinky swear.

[divus]

[the promise is sealed]

I'm looking forward to it.

[goatsongs]

[I don't want to end this thread because I don't want to not be able to thread with Sincerity :<]

Me too. But personally I'd be happiest if we had a victory toast.

[divus]

That would be the ideal!

[wow now i'm upset :c]

[goatsongs]

[how do you think I feel??]

You, me, and all your other followers of legal drinking age.

[divus]

[chuckles]

You got it.

[there's a joke here but it's too spoilery for me to make it]

[goatsongs]

[is it that chuuya's the only one who can legally drink]

...whose turn was it?

[divus]

[it might be that they all can and it'll be a real crowded date]

...oh, good question. I forgot.

[goatsongs]

[it's not a date it's a party]

Eh, whatever. It was fun.

[Got Chuuya's mind off of the lack of poetry for a while.]

[divus]

[can't believe no poetry week killed him]

I'm glad you had a good time. That's what this was supposed to be like.

[goatsongs]

Me too. -Despite everything, I've had a good time here.

[aside from no poetry week, and also soon drowning]

[divus]

[Sincerity lets out a small sigh.]

That's a relief. We didn't want this to be too nightmarish for all of you.

[goatsongs]

It's better than spending a month with my coworkers for sure. ...Well, most of them anyway.

[miyazawa-sensei is Perfect and a Delight]

[divus]

Oh dear. Trouble at the office?

[the office being... whatever the hub for BunAru happen to be]

[goatsongs]

[it's a library, because of course it is.]

We're writers. If there's one thing we're good at besides writing, it's being petty as hell and keeping grudges after death.

[He's not excusing himself from being petty. That's just how they are.]

And if I have to hear Dazai call Akutagawa a god one more time, I'm going to hurl.

[divus]

[LAUGHS. oh boy.]

Sounds like a lively place.

[except for the part where they're all DEAD]

[goatsongs]

That's a word for it.

[Chuuya pitches his voice upwards despite the fact that Dazai doesn't actually have a higher voice than him.]

"Notice me, Akutagawa-sensei! Breathe my air, Akutagawa-sensei! Step on me!" ...no, wait, Tanizaki's the one who wants to be stepped on.