GODLY AUDIENCES - CHUUYA NAKAHARA

[divus]

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[divus]

[Sincerity's mask is hiding their grimace.]

That's what gets you going? [To each their own, they suppose...] Tell me that's not all you're having. All of this is Patience's treat - we might as well live it up!

[goatsongs]

Don't worry, I'm going back for seconds.

[this is his literal favorite food I am. so sorry.]

[divus]

...ooookaaaay, I guess if that's your thing, I've seen weirder.

[Don't mind Sincerity ordering some expensive, fancy-ass appetizers to take back though.]

[goatsongs]

[By all means, order actually nice food for yourself.]

Fancy food's wasted on me, sorry to disappoint.

[divus]

Well... that just makes us well suited to eating together! We won't be fighting over who gets the last bite of anything.

[Never mind the fact that there is literally no "together" because Sincerity can't take off the mask.]

[goatsongs]

We can't eat together because you're wearing a mask, so it doesn't really make a difference?

[...well, Sincerity did like him saying what he thought.]

[divus]

[


well]

You're not wrong!

[goatsongs]

[sorry sincerity you're not an exception]

Next time I take you out, I'll make sure it's somewhere we can both have fun.

[karaoke date?]

[divus]

[karaoke date.]

Ooh, exciting! Can't wait to see what you come up with.

[goatsongs]

How's your singing voice?

[also chuuya can canonly/historically sing so bonus]

[divus]

[Sincerity practically puffs up, looking as proud as one can look while wearing a mask that completely obscures their face.]

Pretty damn good, if I do say so myself!

[goatsongs]

Then how about karaoke next time? Something to celebrate me officially joining your cause.

[it's dumb that he has to wait until Sunday but also game mechanics he guesses]

[divus]

Sounds perfect. If you figure out any of my other followers, you can invite them along.

[goatsongs]

I'll make that one of my goals this week.

[plus adopting kids and not getting murdered]

[divus]

You manage to do that and I'll give you a reward.

[chuuya has a lot on his plate. it's fine]

[goatsongs]

Is it a better reward if I get more than one?

[it's good to have goals in unlife]

[divus]

You're picking this up fast!

[That's a yes.]

[goatsongs]

Even better.

[what do you want to bet he gets Zero]

[divus]

[sincerity believes in you, chuuya. get more than zero.]

So... I gotta ask. Are you going to write me more poems?

[goatsongs]

What kind of question is that? Of course I'm going to write you more poems.

[I hope you like poems as offerings! Because that's the most meaningful offering that he can give.]

[divus]

[this speaks to sincerity's vanity]

Can't wait! Keep 'em coming. Depending on how busy I am I won't always be able to hang out, but I can at least send you a little something back for your trouble.

[goatsongs]

[they may not always be like

happy poems

but they sure will be sincere poems.]

I'll make sure they're as good as the first.

[divus]

Oh, I guess I should warn you. The shade you threw in that first poem? It was great. But, uh, the other gods see the offerings sometimes. So maybe try not to piss them off next time, yeah?

[mini when this game is over please ask me what sincerity means by "the other gods see them sometimes" because. yeah.]

[goatsongs]

I'll restrain myself. At least in the offering.

[until the game is over I will assume that meant that sincerity started cackling about it and the gods read over their shoulder to see what was so funny]

[divus]

[...i mean yeah that's basically what happened]

Great, great. Can't wait to see what you come up with!