I've never been very good with the whole sharing-is-caring thing, you feel?

[Kuzco falls backward into a pile of pillows, getting comfortable with his hands behind his head. He taps a foot in the air and a band's worth of free-floating instruments picks up in an easy tune in the chamber's back corner.]

And I've never met anyone real interested in getting all buddy-buddy, before. Gotta be careful who you put your trust in when someone could easily just be using you. What do I want? To get my heart broken? I'm a gentle and sensitive soul who just wouldn't be able to take the horror of it all.