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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . he really can't argue with that, but also. he's now this asshole who suddenly got himself a full nuclear family and change. he will continue to just nod while nomming on finger foods and keeping his glasses filled. #healthycoping

with his mouth still somewhat full... ]


Speakin'a broken hearts...

What the hell did ya mean the other day. 'Bout my ass.

[ hate ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ah.

Add that to yer list of things to forget about immediately, then.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, when yer boss starts hittin' on ya, no matter what they're sayin', it tends to stick with ya.

[ kill me now please free me from this hell ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ DOWNS ANOTHER BOTTLE, WHISKEY THIS TIME ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ya greatly underestimate my tolerance for both alcohol an' bullshit.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

Theoretically speakin', couldn't I just zap it from bein' puke into normal-ass water as soon as it left my gut?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
What? Ya ain't even gonna give me points for creativity?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. A massage? Shit, hook me up with a full spa treatment. Saunas an' those palm leaf fanners an' crap.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, puttin' a lotta faith in me to survive until then.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

How are yer other followers, anyway? I know ya can't tell me who they are, but I'm feelin' pretty damn special right now with the way ya talk about me.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ back to boozin... also this time he'll pour out a glass for kuzco, too?

if he doesn't drink it he's doublin down on em ]


Any lastin' impressions from anyone else that's visited ya? Given this week's whole "yada yada talk to other gods" deal.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ NOSTRILS FLARE . . . ]

Edgelord-kun is a piece of shit, yeah, but ya back off'a Senri-kun.
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