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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ya greatly underestimate my tolerance for both alcohol an' bullshit.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

Theoretically speakin', couldn't I just zap it from bein' puke into normal-ass water as soon as it left my gut?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
What? Ya ain't even gonna give me points for creativity?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. A massage? Shit, hook me up with a full spa treatment. Saunas an' those palm leaf fanners an' crap.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, puttin' a lotta faith in me to survive until then.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

How are yer other followers, anyway? I know ya can't tell me who they are, but I'm feelin' pretty damn special right now with the way ya talk about me.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ back to boozin... also this time he'll pour out a glass for kuzco, too?

if he doesn't drink it he's doublin down on em ]


Any lastin' impressions from anyone else that's visited ya? Given this week's whole "yada yada talk to other gods" deal.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ NOSTRILS FLARE . . . ]

Edgelord-kun is a piece of shit, yeah, but ya back off'a Senri-kun.
Edited 2019-03-08 10:49 (UTC)
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Fair enough. But he probably won't piss ya off too much now that he knows I'm on your team. We got an understandin'.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We, uh.

We're a family or some shit? Real long story, the full thing'll probably bore the hell outta ya, an' I know ya value yer time.

[ IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING, ]

Hey, want me to make ya a cocktail? It'll be one-of-a-kind, a full show with a tasty as hell drink at the end, too.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-09 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
All right... get ready, it's showtime!

[ thankful that he no longer needs to explain himself, majima bows and begins his routine. he does the same shit he did in this thread it's 3am i just woke up and i've lost control of my life. he probably uses different alcohol though? WHATEVER IT TASTES GOOD AND ALSO HE HAS THEME MUSIC TOO theres just a lot going on here ]

For you, Kuzco-han.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-11 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ he bows theatrically. ]

Ain't there? How do ya think I became the manager of the most successful cabaret club that Sotenbori's seen in decades?

[ he'll give kuzco a few moments to sample his creation, then follows up with an enthusiastic, ]

So, what do ya think? Think you could handle another? Fruitier, stronger, hints of mint instead of orange—ya name it, I'll deliver.

[ ... he totally isn't doing this all with ulterior motives now that he knows how to take advantage of kuzco, i don't know what you're talking about... ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-11 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he turned on his charm and now it's out of control!!! ]

As ya wish, boss.

[ i. idk. he makes a super strong long island iced tea? I DON'T KNOW ALCOHOL DANIELLE THIS IS STUPID AND I NEED A NEW THREAD FOR THIS WEEK ANYWAY!!! ]