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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-29 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ please he is so tired ]

. . . There's only so many people it can be, ain't there?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ shakes his head ] Ain't your fault some dickbag tried to catfish me by pretendin' to be you. Send 'em my regards too, will ya?

[ a beat ]

How's it goin' over there?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
... Party games...

[ for a second, he's... "appalled" is too strong of a word, but "dismayed" seems a little too tame. hm. ]

. . . Guess we can't say anything when we were just speed datin' an' ballroom dancin', huh.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 09:13 am (UTC)(link)









I'll shut up now.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ someone save him ]

With all due respect, I'm really startin' to feel like you're sendin' me mixed messages, Patience-han.
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1/2

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

Women are a goddamn mystery...
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ AHEM ]

Then... uh... I'm flattered? [ pause ] Actually, yeah—has anyone else tried to set up an audience with ya since ya left?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
...

What makes me so special?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... he looks away, turning his blind side to patience. if he can't see her, he'll definitely stop feeling embarrassed, right??? ]

Ya know, I've never really thought of myself as a likable person, but I keep hearin' that... it's honestly kinda bafflin'.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Haw? Since when have I been mean to you?

[ majima. ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he gets the sudden feeling that he Fucked Up ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-02 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Actually, yeah, one thing.

Some of us who're with the gods with lower numbers have been tossin' around the idea of formin' alliances to better protect ourselves an' our gods to prevent a repeat of what happened to Fortune-han an' Ruin-han. Is that somethin' that's actually gonna work in our favor, or are we all wastin' our time?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-02 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
So far we've been bandin' together the gods with the least amount of followers—Indulgence-han, Beauty-han, Sincerity-han, an' Piety-han. We might try askin' Cunning-han too, but my source tells me he's already got some kind of arrangement goin' on with Piety-han... an' if Cunning-han comes on board, Disorder-han probably would, too.

[ after he rattles off the list of who's who within the pantheon, he takes a moment to pause and reflect on the whole thing. sure, it's starting to err on the side of "too many cooks in the kitchen," but... he never really expected it to take off at all.

maybe... there is some truth to him apparently being a naturally likable and respectable guy. wild. ]


... For an idea I pulled outta my ass just tryin' to make Indulgence-han feel better about me bein' his last follower, this is actually shapin' up to be somethin'. Damn.

[ though, hm, ]

—Wait. That's just talkin' about the gods, right? What about the followers? If, say, Piety-han officially won... would all the followers of all the alliance gods get their wishes, or would it just be Piety-han's?
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