GODLY AUDIENCES: SIEG

[divus]

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[divus]

All we can do is watch. We can't even say who did it - well, I can hint at it, but that still relies on you guys figuring it out. Ugh, it's the worst.

[heartmunculus]

Like saying the culprits were good actors last week...

Can all the gods give hints, or is it just you?

[divus]

It's supposed to be just me. Trial commentary is a little different, I guess.

[heartmunculus]

Are hints your specialty? I think Love's is breaking curses.

[divus]

Yes, that's right. I can give hints about the things that even the other gods aren't allowed to talk about. There are some things even I can't say, but -

[Is it that she never learned to shut the fuck up

or that her skill is not shutting the fuck up?]

[heartmunculus]

[Is that her specialty because it was her choice or is it because she straight up can't stop talking...]

Did you give hints when you were a mortal too?

[divus]

[that is a really good question]

People could, like, always figure out what was going on if they listened to me when I was a mortal, sooo...

[heartmunculus]

I guess you really knew your stuff even back then.

[divus]

Oh, obviously. Why wouldn't I?

[heartmunculus]

Sincerity said some of you were normal before becoming gods.

Did you run a newspaper?

[divus]

What? No. I was the daughter of my city's mayor. I knew everyone and everything important.

[heartmunculus]

... That would also leave you well connected.

Did a lot of things happen where you lived?

[divus]

Way more things than I have enough time to list. But if I didn't know about them? They weren't worth knowing.

[heartmunculus]

Was it hard keeping track of all that information?

[divus]

Of course not, I'm amazing.

[heartmunculus]

[There's a pause like he's considering that statement before he nods.]

If you can keep track of everyone and everything, you really are.

[divus]

[PREENING]

See? You get it!

[heartmunculus]

[What's with this odd feeling. He feels like Ambition is really young.]

It's hard to keep up with so much. I had trouble when it was just the Grail War.

[divus]

[that's because she is]

Yeah? But it sounds like there was a lot going on with that.

[heartmunculus]

I... was new to the world back then. This body of mine was meant to be nothing more than a battery. I never should've gained sentience.

I wasn't aware of everything that was happening during the War until later.

[divus]

...

I didn't realize batteries could talk. [she waves a hand dismissively] You gained sentience and you're here now, so why does it matter what you were?

[heartmunculus]

I can't brush aside the past so easily... It'd be nice if I could.

[divus]

Is it really that hard?

[heartmunculus]

If you lived for two months and those two months were all you had, wouldn't you want to remember them? Good or bad?

[divus]

If those two months sucked? No. I'd want to make better memories in the future.