GODLY AUDIENCES - CHUUYA NAKAHARA

[divus]

Comments

[divus]

Oh, whoa - I don't want you to do that. I'd much rather we just convinced everyone to join me.

[not down with murder? not down with murder.]

But it's good to hear, regardless. Most of my followers don't want to hurt anyone, and I'm a little worried they won't defend themselves if they get attacked. It sounds like you will, though.

[goatsongs]

Oh - yeah, that's way better than going out to hurt people, sorry.

[He just leapt straight to the extreme.]

I'm not as nice as your other followers. ...a lot of people are way too nice to be here.

[divus]

That might be true, but they're the ones who agreed to be here, so there isn't much we can do about it now.

[Even if Sincerity would very much like it if certain people were somewhere safe. Siiiighs.]

[goatsongs]

[sincerity's a good bean.]

Truth or dare?

[divus]

Dare!

[goatsongs]

Stand on your head for ten seconds.

[divus]

[Sincerity does so!

...now Chuuya can see that Sincerity is wearing high-heeled boots and embroidered jeans under the robes]

[goatsongs]

Nice jeans. Don't really fit the divine image, though.

[divus]

They're comfortable and fashionable.

[Ten seconds pass and Sincerity goes upright again.]

Honestly, these robes are such a drag.

[goatsongs]

I bet. Who says gods have to wear robes? You're a god, you should be able to wear what you want. ...Mask aside, I guess.

[divus]

Eh, it's part of the whole mask thing. Some people might respond better to style than others, it's an unfair advantage, blah blah blah...

[goatsongs]

Annoying as hell, but alright. After the competition's over do you all get dramatic reveals?

[divus]

I mean, I plan on getting out of these robes and ditching the mask as soon as possible. I can't say what the others are gonna do.

[goatsongs]

Want to grab a drink when you're done with the mask?

[they can actually drink together...!]

[divus]

Sure, why not? It's been awhile since I've had a good cocktail.

[goatsongs]

Then it's a promise. No matter who wins, we'll get a drink together.

[divus]

[Sincerity holds out their pinky.]

Pinky swear!

[goatsongs]

[And Chuuya crooks his pinky with theirs.]

Pinky swear.

[divus]

[the promise is sealed]

I'm looking forward to it.

[goatsongs]

[I don't want to end this thread because I don't want to not be able to thread with Sincerity :<]

Me too. But personally I'd be happiest if we had a victory toast.

[divus]

That would be the ideal!

[wow now i'm upset :c]

[goatsongs]

[how do you think I feel??]

You, me, and all your other followers of legal drinking age.

[divus]

[chuckles]

You got it.

[there's a joke here but it's too spoilery for me to make it]

[goatsongs]

[is it that chuuya's the only one who can legally drink]

...whose turn was it?

[divus]

[it might be that they all can and it'll be a real crowded date]

...oh, good question. I forgot.