GODLY AUDIENCES: SIEG

[divus]

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[divus]

[yeah, "shutting the fuck up" is not a skill that Ambition ever mastered]

People can achieve great things, it's just a matter of whether or not they're given the chance to. Where I come from? There are those who work, and those who shine.

[She shrugs.]

By which I mean, there are people who get everything without working for it, and people who work for it but get nothing. How stupid is that? My world will be better - one that Ladybug could be proud of.

[...wait

she pauses, realizing what she just said, and points at him, completely ignoring his next question.]

Don't tell anyone I said that last part. I mean it!

[heartmunculus]

[He looks completely and utterly lost. Who???]

I won't tell anybody about Ladybug...? I don't think anybody knows who that is.

Where I'm from there are people who's names are carved into history- though I'm not sure that was their intent at the time.

[divus]

They don't, and I want to keep it that way.

[She crosses her arms.]

Really? What kind of names?

[heartmunculus]

Alright.

Jeanne d'Arc, Astolfo, Achilles, Jack the Ripper and Chiron are some of them.

[divus]

...

I've heard of Jeanne d'Arc. We learned about her at school.

[no fucks given about the others though, apparently]

[heartmunculus]

Are you French?

[The others, well, maybe they don't come up as often.]

She's kind and forgiving. I was lucky to meet her during the Holy Grail War.

[divus]

[SHRUGS. She's not confirming that.]

Did she win it?

[heartmunculus]

She wasn't playing for the Grail. As a Ruler she had nothing she wanted to wish for.

Because the circumstances were strange the War needed an arbitrator. It was her duty to make sure things went as smoothly as possible.

[divus]

...

[squints]

So she was basically Patience?

[heartmunculus]

Yes, but she had to keep getting involved because people kept breaking rules.

[divus]

You guys break the rules.

[sometimes.]

[heartmunculus]

I haven't broken any.

Assassin of Black kept involving people who weren't part of the game and killing them. So we had to stop her.

[divus]

How did that go?

[heartmunculus]

We did, but pretty much everybody there hallucinated dead children raining down from the sky.

[divus]

What the [some really loud noise in the temple drowns out the "fuck" she is not allowed to say because she's from a children's show]

[heartmunculus]

Between the horror it definitely felt like that...

[divus]

Well, I hope this contest has been better for you.

[minus the

broken leg]

[heartmunculus]

I haven't seen any dead bodies raining from the sky, just um, those knives.

So I think it's going better.

[Also he hasn't died this time!]

[divus]

Well, hopefully we'll keep it that way.

[hopefully knives are the only thing... that will get yeeted...]

[heartmunculus]

[Knives... and cups...]

I guess that's up to the participants to decide.

[divus]

Isn't everything?

[heartmunculus]

... Is anything besides the rules up to gods?

[divus]

Until this game is over? No... not really. Even some of the punishments for breaking the rules are up to Justice's followers, if they're the ones who made them.

[heartmunculus]

Is that frustrating for you?

[That's so little power for somebody who's a god.]

[divus]

It's ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. We can't even step in and stop it if someone we like is going to be--

[...

why can't she just learn to shut up.]

Well. You know.