GODLY AUDIENCES - CHUUYA NAKAHARA

[divus]

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[goatsongs]

That'll be a nice change.

[Chuuya doesn't actually know about Disorder's curse on him, because the rule means he hasn't tried reciting or writing any poetry. But that rule is a curse in itself.]

Truth this time.

[divus]

How far are you willing to go to win this contest?

[goatsongs]

...I won't hurt the kids and the teenagers, even if I know they'll come back from it. That's just not something I can do.

[Sincerity knows why.]

But if it's the adults, and it's temporary... Yeah, I'd be willing to get rid of the competition for you.

[divus]

Oh, whoa - I don't want you to do that. I'd much rather we just convinced everyone to join me.

[not down with murder? not down with murder.]

But it's good to hear, regardless. Most of my followers don't want to hurt anyone, and I'm a little worried they won't defend themselves if they get attacked. It sounds like you will, though.

[goatsongs]

Oh - yeah, that's way better than going out to hurt people, sorry.

[He just leapt straight to the extreme.]

I'm not as nice as your other followers. ...a lot of people are way too nice to be here.

[divus]

That might be true, but they're the ones who agreed to be here, so there isn't much we can do about it now.

[Even if Sincerity would very much like it if certain people were somewhere safe. Siiiighs.]

[goatsongs]

[sincerity's a good bean.]

Truth or dare?

[divus]

Dare!

[goatsongs]

Stand on your head for ten seconds.

[divus]

[Sincerity does so!

...now Chuuya can see that Sincerity is wearing high-heeled boots and embroidered jeans under the robes]

[goatsongs]

Nice jeans. Don't really fit the divine image, though.

[divus]

They're comfortable and fashionable.

[Ten seconds pass and Sincerity goes upright again.]

Honestly, these robes are such a drag.

[goatsongs]

I bet. Who says gods have to wear robes? You're a god, you should be able to wear what you want. ...Mask aside, I guess.

[divus]

Eh, it's part of the whole mask thing. Some people might respond better to style than others, it's an unfair advantage, blah blah blah...

[goatsongs]

Annoying as hell, but alright. After the competition's over do you all get dramatic reveals?

[divus]

I mean, I plan on getting out of these robes and ditching the mask as soon as possible. I can't say what the others are gonna do.

[goatsongs]

Want to grab a drink when you're done with the mask?

[they can actually drink together...!]

[divus]

Sure, why not? It's been awhile since I've had a good cocktail.

[goatsongs]

Then it's a promise. No matter who wins, we'll get a drink together.

[divus]

[Sincerity holds out their pinky.]

Pinky swear!

[goatsongs]

[And Chuuya crooks his pinky with theirs.]

Pinky swear.

[divus]

[the promise is sealed]

I'm looking forward to it.

[goatsongs]

[I don't want to end this thread because I don't want to not be able to thread with Sincerity :<]

Me too. But personally I'd be happiest if we had a victory toast.

[divus]

That would be the ideal!

[wow now i'm upset :c]

[goatsongs]

[how do you think I feel??]

You, me, and all your other followers of legal drinking age.