GODLY AUDIENCES: SIEG

[divus]

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[divus]

Most of you don't have murder as part of your skills, either, but people are managing.

[heartmunculus]

It'd be better if we were managing the trials better.

What were you expecting at the beginning of this?

[divus]

I don't know, for the group not to be full of idiots who can't focus? We reached out to you guys because you all wanted something badly enough to compete for it. Usually people who will do that are better about going for the things they want.

[heartmunculus]

[He can't even deny that. Ray started the trial by saying to focus on one case, and then they divided up their time again.]

If you wanted somebody like that, you should've gotten Amakusa Shirou instead.

[Though the sheer amount of bodies that guy would've left in his wake...]

[divus]

Who?

[it's time for a fate/ lecture]

[heartmunculus]

[kill me so i never have to talk about fate again]

He's not well known outside of Japan. Amakusa Tokisada Shirou was an unofficial Catholic Saint who led his people during the Shimabara Rebellion.

The last time he got summoned as a Ruler he stayed for longer than he should've. He planned for several decades over how to win the next grail war and achieve his wish.

[divus]

[insert knife emoji here]

And? Did he get it?

[heartmunculus]

He did tell his wish to the grail and it was in the beginning to make preparations to make it into reality.

I took the grail away before it went into effect.

[divus]

Then he can't have wanted it that badly, if you were able to take it.

[heartmunculus]

I had to mortally wound him over it.

The versions of him that exists will still betray anybody if he thinks he can get a grail. Even if it's imperfect.

[divus]

Those versions of him sound pretty stupid. If you're going to that far, you shouldn't settle for anything less than the best.

[heartmunculus]

He's a priest, so maybe he can purify it?

[divus]

[waves a hand dismissively]

Ugh, why go through all the trouble for something you'd have to fix?

[heartmunculus]

Holy Grails are difficult to come by. The ritual to make it takes several mage families and I'm not so sure they're going to make another one.

[divus]

...

What's the big deal, anyway? Isn't it just some fancy cup?

[heartmunculus]

The one I came here with was just a cup.

The real Holy Grail is able to grant any wish.

[divus]

How can a cup grant a wish?

[heartmunculus]

It's magic and tied to the root of all things. As long as it has enough energy it could do anything.

[divus]

So the cup is a god.

[heartmunculus]

[Uuuhhhhh.

You know what that's the closest thing I, the player, can think of.]

A little bit like that, yes.

[divus]

[i'm not even canonfamiliar to fate/ and that makes me tired]

That's really weird.

[heartmunculus]

[I promise you i'm even more tired.]

I won't disagree.

That's the reason people keep fighting over it.

[divus]

...

[squinting behind the mask, probably]

So in your world there was a contest just like this one, basically.

[heartmunculus]

It wasn't exactly like this, but it was something similar. They were in teams of two, and only the partnership that survived to the very end would get their wish.

[divus]

Wow, brutal. Did the teams come back at the end?