GODLY AUDIENCES - CHUUYA NAKAHARA

[divus]

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[divus]

[Sincerity laughs.]

Wow, you're that mad at her, huh?

[goatsongs]

That rule is hell and there's no way I'm getting through this week without breaking it. Even if I try not to, eventually I'm going to forget.

[ugh.]

Justice says the punishment isn't that bad, at least.

[divus]

Really? I guess he'd be the one to know...

[Sincerity shrugs.]

But, hey. I'd hate to see you punished. So... tell you what. Maybe having some motivation will help. If you get through the week without breaking the rule, that'll count as a task for me, and you can ask me for a favor.

[goatsongs]

You're the best.

[Maybe he can actually make it through...! He'll have to think of what to ask for.]

Oh, yeah, dare me.

[divus]

Oh, right.

[hmm.]

I dare you to do an impression of your least favorite participant.

I had to look up gameplay videos for this and I hate it

[goatsongs]

[Chuuya puts on a calm face. He over-enunciates every word, so that his inflection seems a bit unnatural. He even does his best not to blink.]

I am programmed to find the most efficient route to solving the case. Human decency is not part of my programming. Please desist having emotions at once.

HAHA

[divus]

Oof. That's harsh.

[but sincerity's chuckling anyway... what an asshole]

I'd avoided looking up videos I knew would make me mad until now...!

[goatsongs]

I am nothing if not sincere about the people I dislike.

[Sincerity is not always nice. It often isn't.]

Truth or dare?

[divus]

Hmmm... truth, why not?

[shrugs!!]

[goatsongs]

Which of the other gods is the hottest behind their mask?

[divus]

[thinks about it





sighs]

It's a tie between Beauty and Disorder.

[goatsongs]

Ughhhh.

[giving Disorder any accolades makes him want to punch her.]

Senri gave me a rose from Beauty and said he wanted to talk to more people and make friends. What do you think of Beauty? -oh, I should save that for a truth, never mind. Truth me.

[divus]

Of all the other participants here, which do you like best?

[goatsongs]

[Chuuya takes a moment to consider.]

Can't pick between Sieg and Madoka.

[divus]

Yeah, that'd be a hard choice.

[goatsongs]

Like picking a favorite child.

...truth or dare?

[divus]

Hmm... Dare me.

[goatsongs]

[you did that specifically because Chuuya had a truth lined up already, didn't you.]

Rules don't apply to gods, so I want you to sing the most embarrassing, cutesy song you know.

[divus]

[laughs]

Sure, if that's what you want!

[time to sing]

[goatsongs]

[Chuuya listens and claps at the end. At one point he opens his mouth like he's going to sing along, but catches himself just in time.]

That song was written while I was alive. Nice to see it's still around.

[divus]

It's one of the classics! Sooo... truth or dare?

[goatsongs]

Dare me this time.

[divus]

Hmm... you can't write poetry, but nothing says you can't draw. I dare you to draw me a picture for one of your poems.

[goatsongs]

You got it.

[Chuuya whips out a piece of paper and a pen from his pocket and starts drawing. He's not a great artist like he is a poet, but it's at least recognizable.

What he ends up with is a bird flying over a field of flowers. In the distance, a wire fence, and a mountain behind it - in the foreground, a baby in a cradle.]

Done.

[divus]

Right...

[Sincerity is examining the artwork closely.]

When poetry doesn't break the rules anymore I want you to recite this poem for me. You don't mind, do you?