GODLY AUDIENCES - CHUUYA NAKAHARA

[divus]

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[divus]

Sounds fun! Fair warning, though - there may be some truths I can't tell or some dares I can't fulfill because of the rules that bind the gods.

You okay with that?

[goatsongs]

That's fine, I figured. Long as I get a redo that's cool.

[Chuuya plops down on the floor. Might as well get comfy for this.]

Sooo... truth or dare?

[divus]

Let's start with truth.

[goatsongs]

Where are you from?

[He won't ask about Sincerity's name or age or anything, but maybe their home is an acceptable question.]

[divus]

Japan.

[Well. It's not wrong.]

[goatsongs]

Nice, nice.

[Chuuya, completely unbiased.]

I'll pick Truth too.

[divus]

What are you going to ask for, when we win this and you get sent home?

[goatsongs]

[That question isn't that fun...]

-For history to be changed so that my kids get to live to adulthood.

I'm not asking for anything ridiculous like a hundred years. Just getting to adulthood isn't so much to ask...

[divus]

That's a simple matter.

[Sincerity says it as reassuringly as possible.]

You'll have plenty of time with your children once I win.

[goatsongs]

[Sincerity is a good bean.]

Nothing'd make me happier.

...Truth or dare?

[divus]

Hmmm... dare.

[goatsongs]

I dare you to do your best impressions of all the other gods.

[divus]

Now that's not fair, Chuuya-kun! That's like twelve dares.

[goatsongs]

Fine, fine. Your best Disorder impression.

[divus]

[Sincerity shrieks at the top of their lungs.]

SINCERITY, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THAT POEM, STOP RECITING IT!!

[damn, that god's got some pipes]

[goatsongs]

[Sorry, Chuuya can't respond right now because he's cracking up too hard, please hold.]

[divus]

[it's okay, sincerity also cannot top laughing]

[goatsongs]

[Eventually, Chuuya gets a hold of himself enough to talk.]

That's perfect. She must be loving that rule right now, huh.

[divus]

It only applies to the participants.

[Sincerity sounds smug.]

So I've been reciting it wheneeeever I see her.

[This is why Disorder hates his guts.]

[goatsongs]

This is why you're my favorite.

[torment the hell out of her for him]

[divus]

[Sincerity laughs.]

Wow, you're that mad at her, huh?

[goatsongs]

That rule is hell and there's no way I'm getting through this week without breaking it. Even if I try not to, eventually I'm going to forget.

[ugh.]

Justice says the punishment isn't that bad, at least.

[divus]

Really? I guess he'd be the one to know...

[Sincerity shrugs.]

But, hey. I'd hate to see you punished. So... tell you what. Maybe having some motivation will help. If you get through the week without breaking the rule, that'll count as a task for me, and you can ask me for a favor.

[goatsongs]

You're the best.

[Maybe he can actually make it through...! He'll have to think of what to ask for.]

Oh, yeah, dare me.

[divus]

Oh, right.

[hmm.]

I dare you to do an impression of your least favorite participant.