GODLY AUDIENCES - CHUUYA NAKAHARA

[divus]

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WEEK 2

[divus]

['Sup, Chuuya. Sincerity just pops into the altar room itself, because why not?]

You can say that again. I was looking forward to getting a new poem!

[goatsongs]

[Chuuya doesn't startle too much, because why not.]

I was looking forward to karaoke!

[this is already the worst week ever and it's Monday.]

Guess we're gonna have to delay that. I invited Senri to join us since he was considering switching gods...

[divus]

Yeah, whoever made that rule is a real party-pooper. Not cool!

[SULKING.]

...what, he is? [Huh.] Not that I ever object to inviting more people to the party! The more the merrier, I always say.

[goatsongs]

And I never object to recruiting for you.

[maybe that makes up for him not being able to figure out another of sincerity's followers if he's recruiting??]

Still. Me getting to join you for real deserves a little celebration.

[divus]

Yeah? What did you have in mind?

[Sincerity sounds amused. At least they're not sulking anymore?]

[goatsongs]

[Improvement!

Can't drink or eat with Sincerity, can't sing or do anything with poetry, snowball fights sound like a bad idea for several reasons...]

How do you feel about truth or dare?

[divus]

Sounds fun! Fair warning, though - there may be some truths I can't tell or some dares I can't fulfill because of the rules that bind the gods.

You okay with that?

[goatsongs]

That's fine, I figured. Long as I get a redo that's cool.

[Chuuya plops down on the floor. Might as well get comfy for this.]

Sooo... truth or dare?

[divus]

Let's start with truth.

[goatsongs]

Where are you from?

[He won't ask about Sincerity's name or age or anything, but maybe their home is an acceptable question.]

[divus]

Japan.

[Well. It's not wrong.]

[goatsongs]

Nice, nice.

[Chuuya, completely unbiased.]

I'll pick Truth too.

[divus]

What are you going to ask for, when we win this and you get sent home?

[goatsongs]

[That question isn't that fun...]

-For history to be changed so that my kids get to live to adulthood.

I'm not asking for anything ridiculous like a hundred years. Just getting to adulthood isn't so much to ask...

[divus]

That's a simple matter.

[Sincerity says it as reassuringly as possible.]

You'll have plenty of time with your children once I win.

[goatsongs]

[Sincerity is a good bean.]

Nothing'd make me happier.

...Truth or dare?

[divus]

Hmmm... dare.

[goatsongs]

I dare you to do your best impressions of all the other gods.

[divus]

Now that's not fair, Chuuya-kun! That's like twelve dares.

[goatsongs]

Fine, fine. Your best Disorder impression.

[divus]

[Sincerity shrieks at the top of their lungs.]

SINCERITY, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THAT POEM, STOP RECITING IT!!

[damn, that god's got some pipes]

[goatsongs]

[Sorry, Chuuya can't respond right now because he's cracking up too hard, please hold.]

[divus]

[it's okay, sincerity also cannot top laughing]

[goatsongs]

[Eventually, Chuuya gets a hold of himself enough to talk.]

That's perfect. She must be loving that rule right now, huh.

[divus]

It only applies to the participants.

[Sincerity sounds smug.]

So I've been reciting it wheneeeever I see her.

[This is why Disorder hates his guts.]